Facebook Jail: Day 19

Due to my attempted break-out yesterday and my repeated violence towards the other prisoners, I have been put into solitary confinement. It's nice in here. I've always liked dark, enclosed spaces and being forced to shit in a bucket with no toilet paper. I was given one request so I asked for a copy of the Quran.


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