Facebook Jail: Day 15

Half way through my sentence now. Sometimes it gets really lonely behind bars. I mean I've got my cell mate for company but she's still not talking to me after the Justin Bieber incident. I mean she physically can't talk after I jammed her MP3 player down her throat. There's always Big Bertha and she keeps saying she likes my company but her idea of fun makes me feel dirty and degraded. I'd like to have more visitors. #FreeHeather


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