Facebook Jail: Day 18

I stupidly attempted to escape today. My previous attempt to disguise myself as a piece of bread and sneak past the guards didn't work so today I thought I'd try a less subtle approach and fight my way to freedom. Unfortunately, I was no match for a dozen guards wielding batons and I was forced to concede. I'm to see the prison medic tomorrow to have a baton dislodged from my nether regions.


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