The trial of Frank
Dear fellow Heatherists, Thursday 19th December 2013; a day which will live in infamy. Today Francesca Owens declared war on Tara Sullivan. An act of this magnitude is considered high treason in the Heatherist book of constitution (that does exist you know, I just made it up!) She stands accused of reporting a photo shared by Ms Sullivan; a photo evidently mocking Muslims. Although I didn’t see the aforementioned post, it stands to reason it was an honest and truthful post because we all know Muslims are cunts and should be mocked. The court hears that Ms/Mr Owens then did proceed to message Ms Sullivan and request the removal of said photography. As we all know, Ms Sullivan has been unjustly incarcerated in the hellish Facebook prison (I know, I’m in there at the moment. I actually saw Tara being brought in by the Facebook guards this morning and we exchanged expletives before she turned on one guard, called him an “efucken cunt” and was led away whilst defiantly singing the Austr...