Facebook Jail: Day 11

Had an argument with my cell-mate today. She asked if I wanted to listen to some music. I wanted to listen to Bruno Mars but it turns out my cell-mate is a closet Justin Bieber fan. Anyone who knows me is aware of the hatred I have for that freak of nature and knows the punishment for even mentioning his name in my presence often results in death. I told my cell-mate if she even thought about playing a Justin Bieber song I'd have to hurt her. She then proceeded to tell me how Justin Bieber was some sort of music genius, a great dancer and one of the sexiest males on the planet. After vomiting all over her, I then grabbed her by her jumpsuit and shoved her head through the cell bars.