Love letters from Popeye's retarded cousin
Dear Paul Williams , Thanks for your continued harassment. It’s nice to know I have crazy stalkers who take such an interest in my life. Thanks also for your constant messages of a sexual nature and asking whether I would like to perform ac ts on your no doubt tiny gentleman’s area. Having given this some thought, I must write to advise the only action I would like to take on your diseased genitalia would involve a hammer and a blowtorch. Based on your continued abnormal behaviour and evidence of unprecedented inbreeding, The Heatherist High Council has deemed that you should be classified in the category of “stultus cunnus”, more commonly known as a “stupid cunt”. You are free to appeal this decision and the Heatherist high council will convene in due course to discuss your case and give verdict as stipulated under Carter Law. However, it is unlikely to be overturned because of your face. However, as we at the Heatherist Church of Carrotists are all such jolly nice people, we feel it ...