Facebook Jail: Day 17

Because of my good behavior, I was upgraded to a new prison cell today. My new one is much bigger than the previous cell and measures almost 4 square feet which means I can almost get out of the fetal position. Unfortunately my cell is right next to Crazy Christine who spends the day banging her head against the bars and shouting loudly in Spanish. At least I think it's Spanish. She may be speaking English but it's hard to tell because of all the foaming at the mouth and loss of bowel control.