Facebook jail: Day 10

I reckon I've spent about six months in Facebook jail over the last few years. This usually happens after I insult some goat molesting Muslim who has been trying to inbox rape me. Apparently Facebook deems it acceptable for these pig fearing terrorists to sexually harass random western girls but I get a 30 day ban for retaliating and insulting them. I mean what's wrong with calling Allah a pig fucker, Muhammad a lesbian whore and claiming the Quran is only good for using as toilet paper? I'm sure this mighty goddess has more important things to worry about than some heretic teenage girl insulting her. If she isn't capable of defending herself against verbal attacks from a mere mortal, she obviously isn't very powerful is she?

Anyway, as I'm now 10 days into a 30 day ban I thought I'd keep a diary of life inside Facebook prison:

Day 10

Having thus far managed to avoid the advances of Big Bertha, the female butch of F-Wing, today I made a fatal error. While attempting to hide from her in the shower by disguising myself as a shower hose, I accidentally slipped on a piece of soap and tumbled face first in front of her. She's got arms like tree trunks and tattooes all over her face. Like a startled rabbit trapped in car headlights, I hesitated a moment too long. She grabbed me round the waist and proceeded to use me as a human dildo. It was horrendous.