Facebook Jail: Day 13

Had a cell inspection today. I'm normally good at hiding contraband but unfortunately it's hard to conceal a knife, a loaded pistol, Semtex, a map of the prison and drilling equipment as well as a stash of cocaine up my size 8 butt. I tried negotiating with the warden and offered her half my stash of coke if she turned a blind eye. Apparently not all prison wardens are corrupt. Who knew? Anyway, after a full cavity search and much crying into my pillow, I've managed to survive another day behind Facebook bars.


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