Facebook Jail: Day 23

The subject of Justin Bieber came up again today in jail. I was asked who my ideal cellmate would be and, on balance, I decided he would make a good cellmate. I mean he would obviously be eligible for a women's prison on account of the fact he hasn't got male genitalia. He would be incapable of prison rape on account of the fact he's a pussy. He would also make a great human punch bag on account of his face. Also, I wouldn't get into trouble for beating him to death on account of the fact everyone else in prison (including the wardens) would be happy if he was beaten to death.



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