Let's play Where's Walid
Dear Walid HL,
Thanks for your messages asking me stupid questions like “how old am I?”, “do I have a boyfriend?”, “where do I come from?” among other annoying repetitive questions that can be answered by taking 2 minutes to read my profile. Your stupidity has been noted. Also, your apparent inability to understand me when I reply by saying “read my profile” also highlights your immense stupidity and/or ability to understand English and/or ability to read. I would also like to thank you for your (albeit unsurprising) enquiries of a sexual nature. You go to emphasise the common theory that Muslim men are mostly dirty, perverted inbred mutants with a penchant for goat sex and explosives, who are incapable of self control due to their backward beliefs brought on by following a prophet who was a known child molester. So, although you are not going to get an answer from me to any of your questions without colossal sarcasm being involved, I would like to thank you for being a cunt and giving me a few minutes of amusement . I like laughing at morons. Please close the door on your way out and try not to blow anything up.
Kind regards
Heather Carter
Thanks for your messages asking me stupid questions like “how old am I?”, “do I have a boyfriend?”, “where do I come from?” among other annoying repetitive questions that can be answered by taking 2 minutes to read my profile. Your stupidity has been noted. Also, your apparent inability to understand me when I reply by saying “read my profile” also highlights your immense stupidity and/or ability to understand English and/or ability to read. I would also like to thank you for your (albeit unsurprising) enquiries of a sexual nature. You go to emphasise the common theory that Muslim men are mostly dirty, perverted inbred mutants with a penchant for goat sex and explosives, who are incapable of self control due to their backward beliefs brought on by following a prophet who was a known child molester. So, although you are not going to get an answer from me to any of your questions without colossal sarcasm being involved, I would like to thank you for being a cunt and giving me a few minutes of amusement . I like laughing at morons. Please close the door on your way out and try not to blow anything up.
Kind regards
Heather Carter
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