Take a shot in the face you cunt

Dear Nirojan Niro

Thanks for your unsolicited inbox messages to me. Although I generally don’t appreciate twats with fake profile pictures sending me messages telling me they are porn stars, I do appreciate you identifying yourself as a lying fake twat so I could take appropriate measures and put you on my restricted friends list.

Unfortunately your latest message where you sent me a picture of someone taking a shot in the face by a man with a rather unfortunate looking penis just went to emphasise you are a colossal retard, in need of poisoning and obviously a member of the mentally spasticated sub-species of human commonly known as a cunt. Based on your behaviour and obvious lack of intelligence, I surmise that your parents are cousins and despise you.

Based on the above evidence, you are hereby sentenced to months of relentless mocking and abuse by myself and anyone else on my friends list who is bored and wishes to harass a complete cunt. You are free to appeal this decision and the Heatherist high council will convene in due course to discuss your case and give verdict as stipulated under Carter Law. Have a nice day now.

Heather Carter